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Agile Zombies – Fight the Dead. Fear the Living

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Agile Zombies – Fight the Dead. Fear the Living

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15 Days

Only 15 more days

Will the world end early?

Will the zombie apocalypse begin?

What will happen?

Image Source: Pictofigo

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PDCA and Emergency Preparedness

PDCASome of you may have heard there was an earthquake and a hurricane that hit the Mid Atlantic this last week.  I see both events as perfect learning opportunities.  No, these are not learning opportunities on emergency preparedness.  Rather, let’s learn about the PDCA cycle by Dr. W. Edwards Deming.

Several years ago, my wife and I thought it would be prudent to put together an emergency preparedness kit.  We didn’t want 6 months of TVP or anything like that.  We just wanted something for events that may never happen.  So, we planned for the unexpected.  We created a kit and packed it away.  And there it sat for several years.  So, after the earthquake, my wife and I checked our preparedness “kit”.  It’s interesting to see what you put into these things when you haven’t had a recent emergency.  It’s like opening a time capsule to a naive past.

After we did our inventory, we created an actionable list of  refinements. I swear, it doesn’t matter if you’re preparing for a zombie apocalypse, an earthquake, or a hurricane.   If you try to plan too much for one particular event, you’ll find yourself with a lot of stuff you’ll never need or use.  Low and behold, a few days later, here came hurricane Irene.  Fortunately, the hurricane spared us.  And with that, tonight we had a retrospective.  You may have guessed.  We missed something.  What’s scary is you don’t get many chances to do retrospectives like this.  So, we’re hoping the new additions will not lead to wasteful spending on something we’ll never use.

If you want to get something right, you plan, you do, you check, and you act.  Then, you do it again and again.  You never stop.

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Judgement Day

DeadlineLast night (April 19, 2011) at precisely 8.11pm, Skynet, the giant computer network that controls most of the U.S. weapons, became self aware. Tomorrow it begins its assault on humanity. Tomorrow is to be Judgement Day. Hmmmm.  I’m a big Terminator fan but I’ve heard this story before.  If memory serves me right, I shouldn’t be preparing for the day the machines are set to rise and take over the Earth.  I should be preparing for disappointment.

Space 1999

Remember way back when nuclear waste from Earth was stored on the Moon’s far side and it was to explode in a catastrophic accident on September 13, 1999?  It was to knock the Moon out of orbit and send it and the 311 inhabitants of Moonbase Alpha hurtling uncontrollably into space.  It didn’t happen!

Millennium Bug

Remember all of those crazy people who were stockpiling gold, food, and water leading up to December 31, 1999?  Sure, I still have a container of TVP somewhere in the basement.  It’s now there in the event of a zombie apocalypse.  Butt CNN Money reported that we spent over $500 Billion on Y2K.  Again, nothing really happened!

2001: A Space Odyssey

Some technologies portrayed as common which have not materialized include commonplace civilian space travel, space stations with hotels, moon colonization, suspended animation of humans, and strong artificial intelligence like HAL.  We’re getting there, but it hasn’t happened.  Arther C. Clarke went on to write three sequel novels: 2010: Odyssey Two2061: Odyssey Three, and 3001: The Final Odyssey. Two out of four have come to pass and we missed the mark.

So, what is my science fiction rambling all about?

Why do we keep making predictions?  Aren’t we setting ourselves up for a fall over and over again?  Sure, I’m all about setting goals.  We did get a man on the moon by 1970, as President Kennedy pledged.  But fact or fiction, I just don’t see 99% of these predictions as coming true.  Just as I have less and less faith in predicting the completion date and scope of a project before it begins, I’m not going to buy into Judgement Day either.  I’m just trying to manage this cone of uncertainty. Let’s just review what happened yesterday, let’s see what we’re doing today, and then we’ll see what we can get done tomorrow.

 

HT: Wikipedia

Drawing from Pictofigo

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My Zombie PM Book on Amazon

Zombie Project Management Volume 1

When I realized that I could publish my thoughts on a blog, I found it very cathartic.  Writing a book posed its own set challenges.  When I was halfway done with the book, I saw the forest through the trees.  This idiom personified what I was trying to communicate about project management.  I found that I had become a writing zombie.  I thought of those who came before me, putting pen to paper.  They had ideas. But, how many were able get their works published and released to the general public?  What roadblocks stopped them from making their dream a reality?

To just accept the status quo without question is one of the first steps to becoming a zombie.  Traditionally, a writer gets approval from a publisher, they plan out and write their book, someone edits the work, the book gets printed, and hopefully people buy it.  To me, the book publishing process sounded a lot like traditional project management.  Regardless of the process, I think you should always ask yourself why.  Why are you following the process?  If a process doesn’t seem to make sense, perhaps it should be changed. In my case, I decided to change the process to meet my needs, taking a more agile approach.

First, I picked a publish date and decided I would focus on whatever I thought would have the greatest value first.  I took my inspiration from Seth Godin who said to just pick a date and ship.  Next, I decided that I would publish more content at scheduled intervals, until the body of work was completed.  The book will be released in a series of sections or chapters rather than the entire book at once.  After fifteen years in the project management industry, I’ve learned that it’s possible to deliver more value sooner, by establishing a series of deadlines and delivering something at each deadline.  Lower the risk of not reaching the overall goal, by ensuring delivery of something on a regularly basis.

One of my favorite books, Agile Project Management with Scrum by Ken Schwaber, has 9 chapters and 155 pages.  When I purchased the book at a Borders bookstore back in 2005, it cost me $39.99.  Though I recognize the value in reading a physical book cover to cover, I would now be willing to purchase chapters of an electronic version of a book, if the author was willing to offer it.  Give me the chapters of greatest value first, at a price relative to its overall cost.  And from that, I had the basis of the book.  I intend to offer it at a very reasonable cost ($2.99) and in multiple formats.  Starting with an electronic form allows me to keep costs down and will allow it to be iterated into a better body of work.

I want everyone to know that I don’t see myself as an author.  I probably don’t use the best sentence structure or verb tense.  But, I want you to know that the barrier of entry in the publishing world has come down.  If you’ve ever been inspired to write something, just do it!  I feels great.

Direct Link to the $2.99 Book on Amazon:  Zombie Project Management
(Also available on Amazon UK)

Links to both my book and Ken Schwaber’s book are both affiliated links.  What can I say, I need to feed my coffee habit.

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